Santa Claus

Notes:

Santa, during my time training, I encountered Santa while he was doing his yearly list check. Sometimes he will inspire people personally, spreading Christmas cheer all year instead of just during December. It is from Santa I learned to harness fear more effectively than I had previously. The nursery tale of him knowing what you are doing when you are awake is not apocryphal. Santa’s abilities far out-pace anything that any other being I have encountered in my time as Batman. I have personally witnessed him doing many things that were he anyone else would have me highly concerned.

Santa has relayed a few tales that exemplify his prowess:

• Personally delivering coal to Darksied, a so-called “new god” I don’t currently have a frame of reference to file this under, but hearing it from Santa’s perspective, this is no easy task.
• Despite being in relatively close proximity, Superman, has not yet been able to find Santa’s workshop.

Addendum:

• Most of the other Justice League members do not know of my personal connection to Santa, how do you tell someone who can move the planet out of orbit that you know his favorite legendary figure?

Random Quotes:

• I see you when you’re sleeping, I know when you’re awake, so be good, for goodness sake.
• Oh, you know, the elves exaggerate. They get excited at the drop of a hat.